I'm late

the easiest way for telling your boyfriend and/or fuck buddy your pregnate

1 month later
ring ring ring

Girl: hello

guy: hey
girl: we need to talk

guy:why
girl: I'm late

girl: hello??

DIAL TONE: if you like to make a call please hang up and try your call again

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i'm late

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic

man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!

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I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.