I'm LeBron

Pick-up line I witnessed Lebron James himself use on one of my female co-workers at Summit Mall in Akron, Ohio. Apperantly, the fact that "he's LeBron" makes him immediately fuckable. What a tool.

Tool. LeBron James is a tool.

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I'm LeBron James, Bitch!

Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.

BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"

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I'm the Lebron James of

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.