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Son, I'm you

When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.

I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.

by The Best Uncle Tom March 24, 2018

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I'm With You

- It commonly means, "I agree with you."

- It can be a gesture of trust, "I believe in you."

- It can be a gesture of romantic love, loyalty, infatuation, "we're miles apart, but my heart is with you."

- Or a song by Canadian singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne for her debut album, Let Go.

Agreement: "Yes, yes. I hear what you're saying. I'm with you."

Infatuation: "I just met you and this is crazy, but I... I'm with you."

by dantheladysman December 17, 2012

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I'm At you

to be ribbed

i'm at your shoes

by Michael Gerrity February 1, 2004

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I'm feeling you

I like you, I'm into you

You're just my type so I'm feeling you.

by Lia294485 April 14, 2017

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I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

by ZCMC March 11, 2009

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I'm Keeping you

Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.

Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!

by Moonbob Charlie June 28, 2008

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I'm watching you

I'm watching you

i'm watching you

by plat333 January 11, 2021

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