i'm god

Something you say when you are the best of the best

Like me

Me just beat the last boss:YYYEEEESSS I'M GOD!

friend:OF COURSE YOU ARE MAN!

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I'm God fanfiction

Fan fiction categorized by having a story based on another media as a fanfiction, but instead of the story keeping the same basic elements of the official/original media, the elements from the original media are changed completely in order to fit the writer's personal agenda.

These Fan fictions usually appear as stories that have the same characters in name an appearance of the official media, but the characterization is changed completely into something different in order to meet the writer's wants.

For Example:

A Naruto fan fiction that has Orochimaru characterized as a sweet, gentle, kind, and girly man.

SoulEater fanfiction that has Maka characterized as very girly and prissy.

Sonic fanfiction that has Sonic as a jerk.

I hate I'm God fanfiction writers!

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Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!

A way of declaring your motivation or authority. Useful when said motivation or authority is questioned by someone.

Nikki: Why'd you throw out my stuff and start sleeping with my best friend

You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!

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i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

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I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"

Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

god is god, i'm not.

Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).

Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*

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God I'm wonderful wall

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

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