I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.

Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".

Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat

And I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

I'm going to Walk the cat

To have sexual intercourse with a female.

"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)

and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"

and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."

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I'm going to walk the cat.

Getting a female to have intercourse with you.

James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)

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I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

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