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The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
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The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.
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The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay
Let's use the I'm not gay seat
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Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.
Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.
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