I'm not reading that

A phrase used for when a piece of text disgusts you.

Person A: Hey, can you go on Urban Dictionary and look up Surprise Party?

Person B: *looks it up*

... I'm not reading that.

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I'm reading your mail

A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".

"I'm reading your mail dude ... loud and clear".

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I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."

Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"

Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."

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I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

Same as saying, "I feel you."

Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"

Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."

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