I'm wearing green underwear

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

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I agree... I'm Green

If you dont want to say I agree cuz you feel better than other ppl.

Kanye East: "I don't feel good about this sir"

Kanye North: "I agree... I'm green"

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I'm ganna paint the town green

A symbolic way of protesting against dictatorship regimes by using green color.

Lets go and kick Ahmadi nezhad's ass, come on people, I'm ganna paint the town green. tonight.

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I'm not that green

Not that petty

A jawn : my name ..... duh
A jawn: duh not my last name tho cuz folks be playin to much

Folk: I'm not that green ( I'm not that petty )