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I'm on a Boat

The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

by i.love.andy.samberg February 24, 2009

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I'm on a Boat

When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.

Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.

by AssCon July 13, 2010

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I'm on a Boat

A song made by The Lonely Island, featuring T-Pain. It also has a clean version on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) website.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good, long, look at the motherfucking boat!

by INSERT WITTY NAME HERE April 15, 2009

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I'm on a Boat

1.) A term one uses to express that they feel absolutely awesome. Also used to pep people up.

2.) A song by Lonely Island

Person one: "Who's on a Boat?!"
Person two: "I'm on a Boat!!!"

Person one: "Hey, did you hear that song by Lonely Island, the one about the boat?"
Person two: "Oh yeah, I'm on a boat? That song is amazing."

by KarsGoZoom August 28, 2009

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i'm on a boat

When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.

"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."

"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"

by Chantel Cliche April 14, 2009

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I'm on a boat

funny song from snl....was made as a joke to show how any thing can be made into a rap song...or that T-pain repeating what you say will get u rich! either way it became an instand youtube success

Person 1:What's up kendyl!
Person 2:I'm on a boat!

by Lovebugsman June 2, 2009

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i'm on a boat

to be high off of marijuanna.

dude, i wish i was on a boat right now but i gotta get tested so i can work.

i'm on a boat right now and i can't stop eating!

by gotjackson June 26, 2009

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