I'm a fucking libra

Sentence used by the drag queen Adore Delano on the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race.

Someone: Your wig is about to fall off girl.
Adore: I'm a fucking libra so leave me alone.

I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.

The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!