I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

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