I'm the shit.

I'm the best to ever to it. I'm the coolest, the most handsome/pretty, the best dressed, debonair. I'm the best overall in any category. I need to dust my shoulders off cuz I'm so fly.

You see my with my fresh pradas on? Yea, I'm the shit.

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I'm gonna shit

A saying used in cases of extreme emotion (i.e anger, excitement, sadness, and frustration)

-"If Penelope Garcia dies I'm gonna shit"

-"Who is that girl he's with"

"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"

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I'm not shitting bricks!

Being completely serious about what your stating. Emphasizing that you are not joking around.

"I can totally get you that vacuum at 50% off, i'm not shitting bricks!!!"

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i'm so shitted

A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.

At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad

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I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use

сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

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I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

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I'm in deep shit

When you have been playing video games all semester and finally the time has come when your in deep shit. This means that you have to do a whole semesters worth of work in a week or two. I'm Definitely in deep shit.

Holy shit! I'm in deep shit! I got an assignment to do for tomorrow and i haven't even started!

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