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When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.
I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
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- It commonly means, "I agree with you."
- It can be a gesture of trust, "I believe in you."
- It can be a gesture of romantic love, loyalty, infatuation, "we're miles apart, but my heart is with you."
- Or a song by Canadian singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne for her debut album, Let Go.
Agreement: "Yes, yes. I hear what you're saying. I'm with you."
Infatuation: "I just met you and this is crazy, but I... I'm with you."
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I like you, I'm into you
You're just my type so I'm feeling you.
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This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
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Internet slang meaning the person likes you, and wants to talk to you more.
Internet boy1: I'm Keeping you, girl.
Internet girl1(Really a man): Oh, yay, boy!
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