I’m Batman

Batman is a code word for being depressed, during the day we are surrounded by people who we hide our secret from.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.

“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”

“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”

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I’m Batman

We get it your batman you don’t need to say it like 10 times seriously just quit it your BRUCE WAYNE ITS NOT LONGER A SECRET JUST GIVE UP

Batman-I’m Batman

Me-SHUT UP

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Because I’m Batman

The reason Batman can do whatever he wants and is unstoppable. Found kn the famous YouTube HISHE. Basically an excuse to do anything you want, but only if you are Batman, because Batman is the best.

Note: occasionally Batman finds others who also fight over saying “because I’m” or “I’m”. I sampled include:

Yondu “Im Mary Poppins y’all”
Groot “I am Groot”
Thanos “I am inevitable”
Iron Man “and I am Iron Man”
Captain America “I am Steve Rogers”
Captain America “I can do this all day”
Spider-Man “I’m your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”
Mario “it’s a me, a Mario”

Superman: “dude how did you survive that nuke?”
Batman: “Because I’m Batman!”

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I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.

“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman