Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I just got a match on Tinder!
I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!
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When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard
When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade
yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month
yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready