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I am a bitch

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary
If youre a big bitch then this definition will piss you off

Yo Momma said: I am a bitch
Jar-Jar Binx said: Mesa is bitch!

by That Annoying Guy U dont know February 27, 2010

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I am fucking God bitch

I am better than you in every way.

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!

by TheGayWho'sDeadInside October 18, 2018

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I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

by Scottizzle May 18, 2006

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I am dead in this bitch

Means that I am tried

"You look tired broham."
"Yea, I am dead in this bitch as of right now"

by cnoli November 19, 2003

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I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

When you don't feel bad for something you did wrong.

Freind: Ow bitch you almost broke my fucking arm
Freind: oops I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

by The GAWG GAWG 3000 February 15, 2022


choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest

todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*

by ologs July 21, 2019


Who am I talking to, bitch?

Is that right? Who am I talking to?

Hym "Who am I talking to, bitch? Who am I talking to? Say, when Andy fuxked your daughter, did she fuck him because his cock is fat or did she fuck him because she thought he was me? SOMEBODY listened to me, didn't they? What happened bitch? You gonna live in denial for the rest of your life or what is the plan here? I mean, the situation I'M IN... Looks to ME like this: Obvious charlatan who thinks he's better than everyone and got molested by his grandma desperately scrables to accrue as much power as possible after being humiliated by the greatest mind who has ever lived (and the creator of A.I.). Am I close? How about this: Wannabe aristocrat snob thought he was profound only to have his mind shattered by a superior mind? And tell Mikhaila, she can still have the real thing. I'll breed her. BUT! But... She has to beg for it because she's a filthy, filthy slut (oh shit I'm getting hard just thinking about her). But, yeah, let me know. Get back to- call me or something... I'll be here."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024