I Am Thor

An expression used when flinging something violently at someone, ranging from chairs to buildings.

I am Thor!!! (said while throwing bricks at someone's head)

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I Am Thor

Used by gay man to describe how they feel after a night of sex.

"I am Thor!"
"YOU are thor? I'm tho thor I can barely thit!"

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I am Thor!

when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.

(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"

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