I's the shit

After smoking weed and getting high. One enters the realm of social networking with friends and starts a conversation exclusive as of containing the word "I" followed by any other word. The receiver of these messages should replying in the same taste following these simply rules. These conversation may stretch to any point as long as the rules are never broken. The conversation may last indefinitely.

"I's the Shit"
High Guy #1: I laugh.
High Girl #1 :I smile.
High Guy #1 :I love
High Girl #1: I admire

ETC...

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I GOTTA SHIT

Typically a term used by someone who is experience a sudden urge to shit. So much so that they require an immediate resurgance to the nearest restroom.

"MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY CLEETUS, I GOTTA SHIT"

i ain’t shit

when a person know that they ain’t shit

I was playing around with this boy and hurt his feelings i ain’t shit

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I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

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I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

i smell shit face

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.

Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.