i care

Sarcasam used to throw a conversation.

Hits: Dude, you suck! FYI.
Relam:I care.

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Not That I care...

A commonly used expression that often shows that the person does in fact care...
Used before or after a sentance that the speaker 'does not care about' (but actually does)
expresses some anger, jelousy, frustration

'Not That I care... but, why were you talking to that stupid bitch' OR
'Oh my god, did you see that 'zooey' has the exact same dress as me... Not That I care... or anything...'

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like i care

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way

John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care

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For all I care

Meaning that you don't care at all, 'it' doesnt concern you.

A: hey, I heard that when you're dead, your children will sell all your stamp collections on an auction house.
B: When that time comes, they can do with it whatever they like, for all I care.

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see if i care

an expression used (normally when you are angry at someone)to show that you have no intention of reacting to their annoying or terrorizing behavior
see also like i care, so?, whatever, i don't care and what's your point?

suzie: ha ha i threw your books on the floor and im not picking them up
boberta: see if i care

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For all I care

A phrase usually followed by an especially negative statement. It expresses that the speaker would have no sympathy if the said statement occurred.

Guy 1: Yeah, Oprah is the best daytime show on television
Guy 2: Oprah can burn in a ditch filled with hungry pumas for all I care

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think i care

To me it means I don't give a fuck about your opinion. I just listened to you explain something and a nice way of saying IDGAF would be think I care. or also lets them know you don't give a fuck about anything but yourself.

Dude, you really think I care? or That's funny you think I care?

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