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A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.
If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.
I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.
Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.
Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.
Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?
5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...
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A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide
All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!
Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
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A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.
Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?
Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.
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A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website
I-Ready is a waste of time.
Nobody likes I-Ready.
I-Ready kills me inside.
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A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.
"I took 2 I-Ready lessons and I feel like a suspected terrorist at Guantanamo Bay"
A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
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