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In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.
two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?
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Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it
Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone
Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away
I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it
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The phrase all of us say when we make regrets after regrets after regrets. Especially when those regrets bite us in the ass HARD. More likely to say it, and with more passion, especially when the consequences of your regrets are spelt out for you right in front of your face.
Idk why i said this, i want to fucking die.
Idk why i keep doing the same, godawful shit, i want to fucking die.
Why the fuck did i think this was okay, i want to fucking die.
Why the fuck is all of this bullshit happening to me, i want to fucking die.
Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.
Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.
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When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."
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