I Was Lost

What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.

"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"

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i just lost

Said when someone remembers the game, loses, and wants to take down any nearby players with them.

Linda: Can you actively try not to think about polar bears?
Rupert: What?
Linda: Like, actively try not to think of them?
Rupert: Oh damn, I just lost
Linda: Wha? Oh, arse, now I have too!

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I am lost

To watch TV series LOST.

Litle girl crying:
- I am looost!
Big girl:
- I am LOST to... I am LOST to...

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I Just Lost The Game

Words uttered when you lose The Game.

Me: Guess what?
You: What?
Me: The Game!
You: Screw you! I Just Lost The Game!!!

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I just lost the game

Yeah, I just lost it too

you: "I just lost the game"

someone completely different: "Dang me too, stupid game"

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i lost

"I lost" is a term used when you have ejaculated. (Often used when you were trying not to.)

person 1: I will not ejaculate to this e-girl!
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm

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i have lost my sanity

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i have lost my sanity