I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

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i went to Sweden

i just lied

person: "i know the truth about uhm him and his uhm relationship with his uhm girlfriend"

*5 seconds later*

person: "I WENT TO SWEDEN"

I went to Waterloo

A phrase commonly used by TheBajanCanadian throughout his and NoochM's Zombies Master Quest. Legend has it that the phrase was created when TheBajanCanadian was poking fun at NoochM's cousin.

"Pick up that nu-"

"I WENT TO WATERLOO!"

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i went mudding

When you are engaging in anal intercourse and the female releases a large quantity of feces upon ones penis.

Was deep in Jenny last night and I went mudding. Word to the wise, get it off the balls as soon as possible.

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I went to college

a statement by Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants when Mr. Krabs foiled his plan

Hear me krabs. When i discover your formula for krabby patties i'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLEGE

I went to the ocean once

Synonym for I rode a horse once

Meaning: Used to indicate the presence of a particularly dumb person.

Guy 1: Hey dude what's poppin?
Guy 2: I went to the ocean once...
Guy 1: YO SON THATS NICE!

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i went to amsterdam without you

This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.

Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about you💚💙"

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