I am a bitch

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary
If youre a big bitch then this definition will piss you off

Yo Momma said: I am a bitch
Jar-Jar Binx said: Mesa is bitch!

15👍 10👎

I am fucking God bitch

I am better than you in every way.

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!

13👍 11👎

I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

120👍 51👎

I am dead in this bitch

Means that I am tried

"You look tired broham."
"Yea, I am dead in this bitch as of right now"

61👍 59👎

I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

When you don't feel bad for something you did wrong.

Freind: Ow bitch you almost broke my fucking arm
Freind: oops I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest

todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*