i am not the one

A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.

Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.

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I am the one the one the one

you are the one.

I am the one the one the one. Try to unscramble this message. I W I L L N O T L I V E T H A T L O N G P L E A S E H E L P

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I am the one

Don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

I am the one , don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

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i am the one who knocks

Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."

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am I the only one

A pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.

It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not he or she is the only one, he or she should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.

It is also used to convince oneself that one's opinion is a unique, nonconformist take on things and everyone else are sheep (or worse yet, sheeple).

Idiot: Am I the only one who doesn't care about Iron Man 2?

Dude: No, idiot. Everyone else who doesn't care about Iron Man 2 doesn't waste their time looking for discussions on Iron Man 2.

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You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

Sebastian Michealis's, from the anime Kuroshitsuji or in America Black Butler, catch phrase. In almost every episode he says that.

EPISODE . . . 4

Madam Red: Are you sure your just a butler? Are like some sort of secret military officer or something?

Sebastian Michealis: Oh no. You see, I am simply one hell of a butler

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am I the only one

A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.

Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"

Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"

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