I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!

A phrase used to win an argument. After said phrase is spoken, proceed to punch the opposing person in the stomach. The phrase was first coined in internet personality Linkara's review of the god-awful DC Elseworlds story "Superman: At Earth's End," when Superman (looking an awful lot like Santa Claus) shouts the phrase at chicken-headed android Ben Boxer, and then proceeds to punch Boxer's guts out.

(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)

And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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i am iron man

what tony says before he sacrifices himself :,,,,(.

"i am inevitable."

"and i...i am iron man."
*SNAPS*

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I am Iron Man

Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.

"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.

I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

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Am I iron man

Yes Dominic is iron man

“Am I iron man”-Dom “Yes you are”-Gracie

I am a giant man baby gay boy

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.

I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."

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I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.