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A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”
Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"
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The thing you say to your 20 Year old son after cutting his right arm off in an epic battle sequence.
Luke: You killed my father!
Darth Vader: No, I AM your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Luke: Why'd you cut off my Arm?
Darth Vader: ...
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its how you talk to your friend called luke
Me: "hey luke"
Luke: " UGH, what?"
Me: "I am your FATHER"
Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.
Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.
Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!
What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children
A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "
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No, that's not true!
Long lost dad: I am your father
Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!
response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.
-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father
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