I appreciate it.

A glib expression that sometimes conveys true feelings, but can often be used as a way to just move the conversation forward and get on with it.

(A child hands you a poorly designed mug they made in school.)
You: Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.

(Your brother/sister offers you unsolicited advice.)
You: Ok, thanks. I appreciate it. Now to get back to what I was saying before…

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I appreciate you

“I appreciate you” is a polite of way of expressing your disgust with a particular object, situation or person. When utilized in this format, you leave the subject of your statement wondering why you were so polite when in reality you were simply telling them to fu*k off.

Boss: "What's wrong with you? Your results are horrible." Employee: "Thank you, I appreciate you."

Unkind Person: "You wear a 4x shirt, seriously?" Victim: 'Yes I do, I have a gland problem. I appreciate you."

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I appreciate your candor

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"

Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.

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I appreciate it.

A glib expression that sometimes conveys true feelings, but can often be used as a way to just move the conversation forward and get on with it.

(A child hands you a poorly designed mug they made in school.)
You: Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.

(Your brother/sister offers you unsolicited advice.)
You: Ok, thanks. I appreciate it. Now to get back to what I was saying before…

“I appreciate the little things in life.”

Code for pedophiles.
(Something you usually see online, commonly found in bios)

(Online setting)
thing 1: “i appreciate the little things in life.” 😉
thing 2: wat..