I be went

A much cooler way of saying you are leaving with Gusto. Like having left before the fact.

"...Did you see that break-up fight between Marlene and Jack?"

"Only the beginning...when the hair started flying 'I Be Went' man"

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I gotta went

I should have been gone already.

"See ya'll later, I gotta went."

i once went to peru

Use of cocaine

I once went to Peru after meeting Courtney Love.

I once went to Peru before school.

I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

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i went to Sweden

i just lied

person: "i know the truth about uhm him and his uhm relationship with his uhm girlfriend"

*5 seconds later*

person: "I WENT TO SWEDEN"

I went to Waterloo

A phrase commonly used by TheBajanCanadian throughout his and NoochM's Zombies Master Quest. Legend has it that the phrase was created when TheBajanCanadian was poking fun at NoochM's cousin.

"Pick up that nu-"

"I WENT TO WATERLOO!"

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i went mudding

When you are engaging in anal intercourse and the female releases a large quantity of feces upon ones penis.

Was deep in Jenny last night and I went mudding. Word to the wise, get it off the balls as soon as possible.

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