A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.
Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
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An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window
Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!
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Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!
everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!
everyone: XD!
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What you say when you can't see your bee's
Help! I can't see my bee's!
Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.
Opposite of I can see how that happened.
First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.
Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.
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Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"
Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"
Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar π―Boong... π―Boong... π―Boong..."
Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."