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Meaning, you're a weirdo. You need help
I can't with you right now Joe
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When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.
Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!
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I love you will all my being , in fact you amaze me multiple times daily !
Her : I can't stand you !
Him: Aww , Dana I love you too baby !
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When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....
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My response to anyone who looked that up.
Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...
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A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!
I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.
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Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
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Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
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