i can take it

it means someone can take something; whether it's pain or big d*ck. blunt, but that's it.

for example: *someone doing hardcore pushups* "i can take it bro don't worry."
another example: *sees picture of hot person* "i can take it."

i can take your man if i want to

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)

I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.

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can I take a rain check?

means: that you do not want to accept an offer or suggestion but you might accept it at another time.

Annie: i was just calling to see if you wanted to have lunch tomorrow.
MAry: oh, I'm Sorry I have a meeting at that time, can I take a rain check?....

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Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

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Can I take your oder?

Now with new technology, Waiters/Waitresses can tell what you want to eat by taking your oder.

I'm gonna be kLeah the waitress "Hi, can i take your oder?"
I'll be Abdy the fish sticks *hands out oder*

YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT!! SHE JUST TOOK HIS ODER!!! AND CAME BACK WITH FISH STICKS!! THE GUY MUST SMELL LIKE FISH!! THATS SOO COOL!!!

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can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.

Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!

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I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it