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When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.
Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!
Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"
A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"
What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny
Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?
Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!
Me- Wow, thanks!
A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"
A term you say when an entire comment section has turned against u on youtube
Person 1: *says their opinion*
Person 2: shut up
Person 3: like nobody cares
Person: 4 will report you
Person 1: I HOPE YALL CHOKE
Only, I Can Choke Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, Playfully, Only I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Only, I Can Choke Jaylavy Robles Bonilla, Playfully, Only I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles