I eat you

I eatyou is Turkish slang.It means you really fancy the other person or you think there wonderful.

guy says: "you are very beautiful,i eat you baby"

girl says: thanks! I eat you too lover!

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I will eat you

A Political part and Catch phrased Coined By Aisle Five's Very own Al;bert Bigginz (THATS ME BIOTcH) who coined it durring a rhyme..anyways it means Aboslutly nothing

*reporter* Mr. Bigginz What do you know about the "I will eat you party?"
*Me* Bitch i know Nothin 'Cept if you ask me another dumb Question " I WILL EAT YOU BIOTCH I AM SUBWAY AND I RESERVE THAT RIGHT. VOTE FOR ME "

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So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

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i want to eat you

She wants to suck u up

Her: hey boy, I want to eat you
Him: ok baby, wait till we get home
Her:😏

i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.

guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"