I Have It On Vinyl

A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.

Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.

Hipster: I have it on vinyl.

Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?

Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.

Normal guy: Whatever.

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