I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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I agree... I'm Green

If you dont want to say I agree cuz you feel better than other ppl.

Kanye East: "I don't feel good about this sir"

Kanye North: "I agree... I'm green"

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I know I'm forgetting something

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.

Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"

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I think I'm Big Meech

Knowing you're a boss, goin' ham
Popularized by Ricky Rozay's BMF

I think I'm Big Meech...LARRY HOOVER

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I think I'm in love with you

Its when one partner is a little scared to admit all the way that they're in love. So they confess to their partner their love, but with a little uncertainty. This way they show that they're still to scared to let their guard ALL the way down.

"Dammit , . . .uhm . . Okay , I THINK I'm in love with you , but I don't know yet .

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I'm I gay?

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?

Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay

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I think I'm turning wapanese

This is a song I derived from 'I'm Turning Japanese'

I've got a picture of Pocky and me
I wrote "I love you" and I hope you love me too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your stick is tan
Your coating is nutty And the chocolate is as soft as clouds
I often eat you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
I'm turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Wapanese
I think I'm turning Wapanese
I really think so

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