I said Lord

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.

Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."