I speak that

To understand something.... to confirm a statement. To agree with someone. Another way to say "I feel you"

*Mostly used by people from the West Coast

Mark: Hey are you trying to ball later?
Anthony: Oh yup! I speak that("I feel you")

Anthony: Are you trying to go to this party later?
Mark: I speak that!
Anthony: You speak that?
Mark: Oh yup! I speak that!

i speak horse

A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.

She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.

am i speaking chinese?

The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.

Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?

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May I speak to the manager?

The worst question any employee can be asked.

This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’

-______-

Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?

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I Speak The Truth

An Antonymic phrase;

If the phrase is spoken repeatedly over a prolonged amount of time, it is very likely untrue.

I don't want to be in charge, I Speak The Truth x 15

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If I speak I am in big trouble

When someone believes that sharing certain information could lead to negative consequences for themselves.

- In terms of how this game panned out in the end, just how big an impact did those two sendings-off have?
- I prefer really not to... not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. In big trouble. And I don't want to be in big trouble.

can i speak to you son

If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.

Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.

Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."

You: "can i speak to you son"

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