I was sleep

They are lying. They were not sleep they were texting some other nigga

(8:58 a.m) Me: are you gonna text me back?

(8:58 p.m) them: oh my bad I was sleep

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i wanna sleep

go to bed, and close your eyes.

Person 1 : this concert is so boring
Person 1 : i wanna sleep
Person 2 : *Brings bed into concert*
Person 2 : here

I love Sleep

Usually described as an activity that we participate in for 1/3rd of our lives, it's the best feeling ever. We hated doing it when we were kids, but can't get enough of it as adults... However on Facebook it can be defined as posting random shit that is irrelevant in the act or desire of either sleep or the love for it.

Correct way:
Proper example: I had such a long day, I can't wait to crawl into my new comforter and hibernate like a bear during Winter, man I love sleep!

Incorrect way:
Example: Let's punch each other in the face!
Facebook example: HEY GUIZE!!! Age Sex Location??? Random picture of an armless person - HIT LIKE!!!

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i can’t sleep

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose

“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
“fosho”

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I need to sleep

So do I. It’s 3 am and I’m writing this. You must be too as your searching this up. Welp thanks for searching this and good night xD

It’s late and now your getting tired. You and I need to sleep

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I dream of sleep

I am sleep deprived chronically and sleep is my deepest desire now!

So tired, I dream of sleep!

I have to sleep

Used when it’s late at night and you don't want to answer a question.

Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”

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