i will murk you

A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.

Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."

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