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i will on my arse

I have no intention of doing something,used usually in friendly company as answer to a request that involves doing something for someone else.

Will you get me some cigarettes in the shop? I will on my arse!!

by Julian O' October 20, 2006

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objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020


as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

by Rpg July 24, 2006

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