I would _____ to _____

A phrase that shows you really want or are obsessed with something.

I would incinerate myself for 5 second (and be immediately put out after, of course) to go see this movie.

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I would

Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.

Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.

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I would

When you see a girl that you'd fuck.

EX 1:
(girl walk by)
Guy: I would
Guy2: Sick, I wouldn't.

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I would

May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects

"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"

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i would

short for 'i would have sex with them.' more often used in a jokey sense

'You look really hot today. I would'

*man sees good looking girl walk past* 'I would.'

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I would

May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects

"Damn see that girl there? Would you?"
"Yeah mate, I would"

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I would

A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:

Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick

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