IB Waddle

The only walk an IB student is capable of. Weighed down with a fully loaded backpack, laptop, CAS binder, lunch, biology book, and coat, they closely resemble a duck, drunkard, and a constipated hippopotamus, all rolled into one.
It is physically impossible for and IB student to bend over, so if it falls behind, it gets left behind.

Neighbor 1: "What is that thing rolling down the sidewalk?"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, that's the kid down the street doing the IB Waddle. If you wanna see something really funny, push them over."

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