International General Certificate of Secondary Education
"i am taking a course in Eboniks in igcse"
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The very word which screams: if you don't give a shit, you're truly fucked up. It is hard to give a shit to begin with. It is luckily one tier above A levels in terms of sufferings. It makes people want to flip burgers.
Jay: I never gave a shit about igcse, now I failed all my subjects and its truly fucked up! Now all I wanna do is flip burgers in a local fast food chain.
Someone who is always stressed and have no time or energy for anything and must study and submit evidence 24/7. Might also get depressed several times a year, especially in January, May, June, August, October and November.
Can also work under pressure efficiently as IGCSE students got used to being stressed depressed lemon zest all year long.
Oh look! She's looks stressed. She must be an IGCSE student.
1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.
2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.
3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.
4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
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Arnav Shaw 9 IGCSE is the mostest epicest person you'll ever meet, he's a playboy mofo literally be ballin'. He is legit so deadass cool that you can use his name if you get into trouble and the teacher will just fucking back off, if you know what I'm saying. Literal god my guy. #gamer
I'M NOT {INSERT NAME} I'M ARNAV SHAW 9 IGCSE