international

a person that is a man of the world, he or she has been all over the world, generally a cool person

Person 1: Why weren't you at the crazy high school party last night?
Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.

Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Student: $200,000?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????

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international

1. Having dated woman of different ethnicities; possibly simultaneously...maybe not. A man who has not limited himself to one race to date from.

2. To have the ability to adapt to date women from different cultures.

Man, Imma call you International cause you always dating white women, middle-eastern, black, carribean, everything. I wanna be like you.

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international

see leech.

Fucking international leech borrowed my shoes again.

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intern

Company bitch.

Intern, go scan these 5000 documents.

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Intern

A individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). Interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately

Bob: Who said that?
Sue: The Intern

Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop?
Sue: The Intern
The Intern: I have a name
Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern

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intern

a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors.

interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped).

also see "office puppy"

joe: "do you need a slave?"
company: "no, we have enough interns!"
joe: "ok, call me!"

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intern

Free slaves in the workplace.

Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.

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