IPA Slut

A female that is a slut for craft beer with IPA’s being her #1 choice. Normally would be super hot and attractive, but always runs 10-15 lbs heavier than she should be, due to carb and calorie intake. Never sees the inside of a gym, prefers to be indoors with a six pack of beer scrolling tumblr or at a dive bar getting trashed with friends and being a floozie. The kind of girl that gets touched inappropriately in bar bathrooms. Usually is the female that is throwing up her dinner, because she doesn’t realize the IPA she was drinking was 9% alcohol percentage.

Dude, did you see that sloppy girl drinking IPA’s all night, and then getting molested in the bar bathroom like 3 different times, and then throwing up outside after her friends ordered shots.....what an IPA Slut

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