ISNA Kid

ISNA kids—a sect of extremely social indo-pak Muslims that usually use their perceived interest in Islam as a means to get married/laid. The term ISNA kid is coined from the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA), which is an organization that among many things hosts conventions where many of these people gather to socialize.

They like being active in the masjid whilst also having interests in clubbing, partying, and gossiping to compensate for their vanilla, cookie-cutter upbringings. Most of the time, they’re usually just teases and confused about who they really are outside of the community since that’s all they’ve ever known.

Due to their moral indecisiveness, borderline hypocritical behavior, and lack of individualism, another popular term for an ISNA kid is a “flimsy.”

“Who was that kid that just adjusted me while I was in the middle of prayer?”

“Oh, that was just an ISNA kid.”

“Yo, why is that guy acting so different in front of the girl?”

“Oh no bro, that’s just an ISNA kid peacocking ritual.”

“Dude, why are they all hating on her for having a boyfriend when they all do? They don’t even know her.”

“They're just ISNA kids. If you’re Muslim, they know you.”

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