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Israeling

When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy

My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.

by Truth teller G October 30, 2023

5378πŸ‘ 13212πŸ‘Ž


Israeling

a sickly exaggerated desire to have something that belongs to someone else, and that you are ready to steal it by stepping over corpses

he's been ISRAELING his neighbor's car for years, and when he realized he couldn't buy it, he crept up at night and stole it.

by Oxford Curriculum Reviewer October 24, 2023

4042πŸ‘ 5807πŸ‘Ž


Israeling

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.

I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!

by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023

3039πŸ‘ 5665πŸ‘Ž


Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022

6670πŸ‘ 8024πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.

You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.

by oh-la-laa October 22, 2023

110509πŸ‘ 79103πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner

- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled

by Freefelestin October 21, 2023

49839πŸ‘ 28822πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When somebody wants to "share" something what's yours and eventually takes over it entirely

Then they harass you, and when u wanna take it back they'll kill you for it

Or if something is happening to you and you can blame the British for it

"Someone asked me to share my coffee table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave because they have a meeting? Is this an episode of Seinfield or am I getting Israeled?"

by AnIsraeledMan October 21, 2023

41914πŸ‘ 25755πŸ‘Ž