it's melee, bitches

What someone says when they believe it has gotten to the point of fisticuffs, knifing, bashing of heads, or some other form of physical, harm-causing engagement. Coined by Ryan while playing D&D.

DM: "The sergeant says he cannot let you pass no matter how large your cock is reputed to be."

Ryan: "I'm asking one more time for him to let me through."

DM: "He says no. And, he says, you should go home and play with your dolls instead of wasting the time of busy, important men such as himself."

Ryan: "IT'S MELEE, BITCHES!!!"

Doug: "I turn invisible and leave the way we came in."

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