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Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"
39đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds
the ice cream machine is not working
6đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.
I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!
13đź‘Ť 15đź‘Ž
The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth
Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?
4đź‘Ť 19đź‘Ž
When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!
Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me
7đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
4đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."
22đź‘Ť 21đź‘Ž